1) Replace Air Force One
For the price of replacing Marine One helicopters ($11.2 billion) McCain & Obama both commented that it is as expensive as replacing Air Force One. Why not replace Air Force One? At that price tag, Lockhead Martin could make the Gundam Statue fully functional and could safely escort Obama wherever he needs to go.
2) Transform it into the Fox Sports NFL Robot
A cheaper option for the Gundam Statue would be to stock up on Gun-metal gray colored spray paint and turn the statue into the NFL Robot you see on Fox Sports broadcasts. After guarding Fox headquarters from fans after shutting down the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles TV show, it could guard the Superbowl entrance next year.
3) Use as a North Korea Trojan Horse
Both Japan and the U.S. fear North Korea's potential for nuclear attacks. Though North Korea may have booted U.N. nukes inspectors in April, a "gift" from Japan might be full of inspectors or, even better, complete with an upgraded Gundam Neutron Jammer which suppresses both Nuclear fusion reactions and rocket launches.
4) Guard the Entrance to the Panama Canal
Much like the imposing statues in Lord of the Rings, a couple Gundam statues would serve as a fair warning to anyone hoping to sneak through the Panama Canal.
5) Auction it Off to Michael Bay
Put the Gundam Statue up for sale and there's no doubt that Michael Bay would be one of the top bidders. He'd gladly fork up the money for an opportunity to allow one of his Transformers to blow up a Gundam Statue in an upcoming Transformers movie.
How would you dispose of a 59 ft Tall Gundam Statue?
